The Tale of 7 funky monkeys
Our drummer Harry was born completely bald. People often used to mistake him for a small Bruce Willis. With the money he made as a stunt double for Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson he bought a drum kit and joined our band. He felt alone when he saw our luscious locks, and when he went to the hospital for a hair transplant surgery. They wouldn't allow it, so our trumpet player, Miro donated his hair, and they went to the vet to finish the surgery. While Harry was under anasthesia, He mumbled a couple of words to me. To this day, no one knows who or what Mel Stevenson is, but every time I see his happy little face, I remember the day that he killed my dog.